- parents: you need to go out more
- parents: you need to exercise more
- parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
- parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
- parents: why are you getting angry
See, the thing is that I wanted to spend the past two hours indulging in some Black Pepper romance (still love that name) but most of what I’ve read has been Tony/Steve or Phil/Clint with Pepper/Natasha in the background holding hands and I love some good hard bdsm (and dicks) as much as the next kinky queer but sometimes I want to read about bruised nipples and wet cunts without there being a dick in sight.
I’ve come across the ship name for Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov. It’s Black Pepper, which is just delightful!