Posted 3 days ago
okcgoldmine:

via baphometbrains. if a girl doesnt like it in the butt, shes clearly a close-minded conservative, and it is best to avoid those types of ignorant people altogether.

Point: No, no you absolutely to not douche before anal sex. That can create micro-perforations in the rectum, which a good, vigorous round of anal sex can exacerbate. You do not want faecal matter leaking into your pelvic region. Ever heard of sepsis? That’s what you’re running the risk of.
As I am entirely too fond of saying: If you’re going to have anal sex, you have to be prepared for shit to go down.

okcgoldmine:

via baphometbrains. if a girl doesnt like it in the butt, shes clearly a close-minded conservative, and it is best to avoid those types of ignorant people altogether.

Point: No, no you absolutely to not douche before anal sex. That can create micro-perforations in the rectum, which a good, vigorous round of anal sex can exacerbate. You do not want faecal matter leaking into your pelvic region. Ever heard of sepsis? That’s what you’re running the risk of.

As I am entirely too fond of saying: If you’re going to have anal sex, you have to be prepared for shit to go down.

Posted 6 days ago

spencerbaxley:

James Gatenby at Bananas Models photographed by David Macgillivray via GUSMEN.

Posted 2 months ago

who-lock-loki-lover:

bellamysbutt:

jadefyre:

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING

It was an unexpected Journey

GET OUT.

I just choked on my second breakfast

(Source: jadefyre)

Posted 2 months ago

requiemforanangel:

The noise I just made was inhuman.

Posted 2 months ago

Academic Men Explain Things to Me: In which a male undergrad calls out mansplaining!

mansplained:

I was enrolled in a Digital Signal Processing course in grad school. The professor explained part of how an interesting algorithm worked and asked the class to explain another part of it. I raised my hand, he called on me, and I explained it correctly. He said “No” and called on another student, a…

Posted 2 months ago

thegreatgodum:

So my employment agency person has signed me up for a job action group three times a week. so far this appears to consist of walking ten minutes to spend an hour in a room with four computers running internet explorer with cookies disabled, most of which won’t load gmail and none of which will load dropbox, and going through job listing websites. That… sure seems like a valid use of my time, yep.

Exceptionally helpful service from the government here. Let’s help people become employed by providing them with resources that cannot reasonably be expected to help them gain employment!

Posted 2 months ago

thegreatgodum:

stalunpw:

thegreatgodum:

stalungrad:

FACT: the word “yoyo” stands for “you only yoyo once”.

STOP RECURSING

Alright.[1]

[1] I might not, though.[2]

[2] But since you’ve asked nicely, I’ll give it a go.[1]

++out of cheese error, please reboot universe

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Posted 2 months ago

I’m just curious - Reblog if you would go see a Black Widow and Hawkeye movie.

timey-wimey-avenger:

sleepyquail:

the-dream-operator:

i-made-a-name-for-myself:

salanders-riddle:

imagineharrypotter:

decaffeinate-o:

a-broken-shadow:

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Call it ‘What Happened In Budapest’.

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Always reblog!!!

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Budapest: The Movie

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Posted 2 months ago

skepticalavenger:

Yeah, I like this analogy.  :)

~ Steve

Posted 2 months ago

jackpowerx:

that-little-cabin-boy:

theunfler:

some1 asked me to screen cap this…

so here u go

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